ko mmg silap!

wah..,marah btol tajuk entry kali ni kan?yer..mmg aku marah sangat ni!nape??cecite..cecite..

camni..

** yesterday **

me:alright,class..plz send your PKSR 1's corrections!

(pupils kelam kabut hantar,n ada gak yg some of them buat muka cuak whether xsiap or xbuat corrections)

me:ok,there are just a few books here,who do sent the corrections?or should i say "didn't do the correction?"(masa ni darah aku dah mendidih dah!)

ada la 2-3 org terhegeh datang depan..among the reasons :-

pupil 1:i'm sorry teacher, i've done the corrections..but i left my book.(alasan basi!)

pupil 2:sorry teacher,i couldn't find my E1(lagi alasan basi!)

pupil 3:i'm sorry teacher, i forgot to the corrections,can i send my E1 tomorrow?(wah,bagus..mengaku..tapi,still marah gak aku ni)

tapi..ada sorg budak ni..alasan dia mmg aku xleh blah

pupil 4: i have done my corrections but i didn't do..(hah?buat ke x buat,ko jgn nk memain!)

n budak yang ke4 ni happened to be yang paling wat aku mendidih..n sumernya didenda(denda adalah rahsia,harap maaf!) n i gave them another chance to send their books tomorrow. if x,just watch out what they may face..wah!ganas giler ayat..miahahahhaha

n sorry mood aku terus hilang semalam nk ngajo,tapi dah tanggungjawab aku ajar la dengan muka yang sangat ketat+serius=garang giler..padan muka korang,sapa suh wat teacher hot!

**today**

after giving salam n reciting prayers..

me:ok,those who promised me their corrections today,plz send your book!

maka,bebudak yang x anto semlm pun..cpt2 la hantar(masa ni diorang dah mula gerun sikit,bagus!

me:it should be 9 books here,but i got only 7books here...who did not send their books?(haish,ada gak lagi yang nk kena ni)

pupils A:teacher,my question paper is with m sister. She takes it to her office. (huh?apa jadah alasan ko ni??)

me:huh?what?with ur sister?what she gonna do with ur paper?

pupils A:i don't know.

hadoii..camne punya org pun ada?aku malas tol la...

me:make sure u send ur book tomorrow. i dont wanna hear any crappy reasons from u anymore,understand?(mood masih baik lagi,pagi lagi...sejuk haha)

dia angguk n blah,actually mata dah bergenang..mintak simpati la tu..haahhh,aku x heran!aku tgh marah ni..

n budak yang merepek semalam tu pun still xhantar buku dia..aku dah naik hantu semula..

me:where's ur book?

pupil B: ummphh..umpphh..

me:ummphh..ummphhhh..u better tell me the truth!

pupil A: i had done it but the book is at my house(sila maafkan struktur ayat dia..baru Y3)

me:sure?u r x bluffing again?bcoz i'm x buying it(nada seyes x hengat ni)

pupils A:yes.at my house.(muka dah berkerut2)

me:go back to your house and take it,can u?or may i call ur father?(hahahahaha..masa ni aku dah bawak kuar henpon..ready to dial)

pupil A: i don't know my father's number.

me:gv me ur mother's number then.

pupil A: i dont know my mother's number.

me:haish..Khairi(he is da class monnitor),go n take ur class register. there is ur father's number in da register,right?

pupil A:(dah start kuar peluh jantan n angguk)

me:ok,u better tell me right now before i call ur parents,u did or u did not do ur work?!

pupil A:umphh....i don't..ummphhh

me:haaa!! see..agak dah!u lied to me again!u know what?i can't take it anymore.get out of my class!!!(ok..no la,of cos la that was x what i said..giler drama kan?the actual script was-->what?u lied again?)

pupil A:(wat muka terpinga-pinga)

haishhh..aku mula pikir apa nk wat ni..hadoiii,hangin satu badan dah ni..aku panggil dia kuar dpn kelas n denda sikit n warned him kalau aku xpat buku dia sok aku xkan kasi dia masuk kelas n aku dah menyampah tgk muka penipu dia...wahh

kesimpulannya arini,never believe ur pupils! sbb:

1)kalau check homework dia kata tak bawak buku--check beg dia,da book might happen to be in her/his bag.

2)kalau dia kata buku tertinggal-check gak dlm beg,n kadang2 derang sengaja tinggalkan sebab xsiap hmwork-gertak nk kol parents suh hantar buku dia,padahal x kol pun,pura2 je hehehe

3)kalau dia kata nk g toilet,jangan kasi kuar ramai..tnya sape yg ada 'hajat',sorg je kuar..kalau x,sampai habis masa diorg kat toilet.

4)kalau bg w/sheet..jangan kasi bawak balik..nnti ada je yang tertinggal la,xsiap la..siap/tak siap,hanto je!

buat memurid,jangan la nk menipu cikgu,x berkat ko belajo...cikgu2 ni dah masak sangat dah perzngai korang..dah tau taktik2 korg ^_~